FAQ
Would you start cutting my lawn before the sun comes up on a Saturday morning if I paid you enough?
No, that is not advisable. It is an important time for wildlife to live without noise pollution, as nocturnal herbivores transition to a sedentary state, and it bothers your human neighbors. Furthermore, it is proven by various studies that moving lawns without first surveying them for obstructions can lead to damaged lawn mower blades. At the same time, our workers are not awake enough to properly operate bladed equipment before the sun comes ups. We are also sorry to report that most of our employees have amazing long-distance vision, and as a result have terrible short-distance vision, so they will possibly mow over your garden gnomes without the help of sunlight. Did we mention they are crafting our eco-friendly rock stain colors from 2 AM to 6 AM Saturday?
When do your employees craft your eco-friendly rock stain colors?
From 2 AM to 6 AM Saturdays.
